aviation high~ | 刘美云

Hello(: I'm Melissa. I'm in love with Linkin Park, Metalocalypse, Starbucks, and my cat. I draw stupid things occasionally. I also rant a lot and apologize in advance. Oh, I also have a slight obsession with whale sharks. Don't expect much. Kik: wikilea Jif Peanut Butter

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via santa)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via santa)

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

(via pokemon-photography)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via santa)

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conventionalvampire:

WHAT’S HAPPENING

(via santa)

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

(via santa)

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

(via sluttyway)

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

(via fall-children)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(via sluttyway)

prasejeebus:

"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality 

(via sluttyway)

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via firepokemon)

mindfangz:

i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

(via sluttyway)

pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

(via tropikush)